What would you call your autobiography?

This was one of the discussions on Cape Talk the other day. Fun question to ask. I think mine would be something like, "A Snails Death- The very slow painful death of a clergyman who didn't really want to die but did anyway." What would yours be?

There is also another book that I have been wanting to write for the last couple of years: Urinalphobia - Why Men are afraid of being Men. A fun/serious look into the 'demasculisation' of men. Have a couple of chapter ideas but that is a far as it will probably ever go. Especially with a title like that!